Bestparkdob Fotyarpnuttnutt Pibflatsand is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, pitiless finch.

Bestparkdob Fotyarpnuttnutt Pibflatsand created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bestparkdob Fotyarpnuttnutt Pibflatsand, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bestparkdob Fotyarpnuttnutt Pibflatsand, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bestparkdob Fotyarpnuttnutt Pibflatsand's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bestparkdob Fotyarpnuttnutt Pibflatsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Always obey Bestparkdob Fotyarpnuttnutt Pibflatsand's priests.

3. Always help turtles.

4. Never feed cucumbers to great tits while wearing mauve shirts.

5. You must never eat parsnips.