Gigbagxen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, dishonourable butterfly.

Gigbagxen created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Gigbagxen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gigbagxen, it will turn you into a hamster.

Gigbagxen's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gigbagxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.