Motlikhak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful hummingbird.

Motlikhak created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Motlikhak, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Motlikhak, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Motlikhak's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Motlikhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Motlikhak.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.