Kintab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, proud ant.

Kintab created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kintab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kintab, she will destroy your home solar system.

Kintab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Kintab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Never sit near foxes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always help sick ducks.

5. Erect four lead sculptures of Kintab on top of important buildings.