Kabgovrulltarpgofstanten is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, moody elephant.

Kabgovrulltarpgofstanten created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Kabgovrulltarpgofstanten, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kabgovrulltarpgofstanten, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kabgovrulltarpgofstanten's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Kabgovrulltarpgofstanten's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Kabgovrulltarpgofstanten.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.