Zigtonrig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, wise goblin.

Zigtonrig created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Zigtonrig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zigtonrig, she will turn you into a slug.

Zigtonrig's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Zigtonrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Never feed rice to horses while wearing shorts.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.