Kenguncensan is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, ill-tempered wolf.

Kenguncensan created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenguncensan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kenguncensan, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kenguncensan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Kenguncensan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.