Nurllunmon is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, compassionate centaur.

Nurllunmon created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurllunmon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nurllunmon, it will boil you in a big pot.

Nurllunmon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nurllunmon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray goats, for they are unholy.

2. Nurllunmon loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about optics near tortoises while wearing white jumpers.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurllunmon.