Bifkamcin is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, sage
troll.
Bifkamcin created viruses three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bifkamcin, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Bifkamcin, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Bifkamcin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Bifkamcin's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Do not keep six ducks in a large pit.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Always help horses in need.