Narruttsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a small, boastful whale.

Narruttsaw created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narruttsaw, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Narruttsaw, it will turn you into a frog.

Narruttsaw's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Narruttsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Narruttsaw must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never feed melons to geese while wearing green shirts.