Pibpodbut is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, all-knowing gerbil.

Pibpodbut created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Pibpodbut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pibpodbut, he will strike you with lightening.

Pibpodbut's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Pibpodbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Worship no other gods but Pibpodbut.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Pibpodbut must be the most important thing in your life.