Cisszakzig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless aardvark.

Cisszakzig created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisszakzig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cisszakzig, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cisszakzig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cisszakzig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine snakes approach from the west.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.