Ganhuncep is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest goat.

Ganhuncep created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganhuncep, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ganhuncep, he will turn you into a goat.

Ganhuncep's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Ganhuncep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Ganhuncep loves otters, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Ganhuncep.