Fasdodbast Butlarpdamkom is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent mole.

Fasdodbast Butlarpdamkom created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fasdodbast Butlarpdamkom, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fasdodbast Butlarpdamkom, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fasdodbast Butlarpdamkom's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fasdodbast Butlarpdamkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Never hop in the presence of moths.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always wear orange.