Manraggut is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, resourceful bat.

Manraggut created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Manraggut, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Manraggut, he will not invite you to parties.

Manraggut's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Manraggut's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Worship no other gods but Manraggut.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.