Yatnillargyak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful gerbil.

Yatnillargyak created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yatnillargyak, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yatnillargyak, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Yatnillargyak's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Yatnillargyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yatnillargyak's priests.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.