Lamgudrig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak crow.

Lamgudrig created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Lamgudrig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lamgudrig, it will turn you into a dog.

Lamgudrig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Lamgudrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve shoes.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Always obey Lamgudrig's priests.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.