Dosswitlat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, benevolent bird.

Dosswitlat created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Dosswitlat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dosswitlat, she will come to you in dreams.

Dosswitlat's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dosswitlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.