Dudsandbast is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful hippopotamus.

Dudsandbast created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudsandbast, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dudsandbast, it will be very unhappy.

Dudsandbast's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dudsandbast's Holy Commandments

1. Dudsandbast loves badgers, so they must be respected.

2. Dudsandbast loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. You must love Dudsandbast.

5. Never talk about black holes.
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