Omindonken Betvonkrot is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair crocodile.

Omindonken Betvonkrot created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omindonken Betvonkrot, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Omindonken Betvonkrot, she will turn you into a rock.

Omindonken Betvonkrot's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Omindonken Betvonkrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Run away from orange cats, for they are unholy.

3. Never chant in the presence of badgers.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Always look after injured seals.