Sognul is a god.

He takes the form of a large, calm armadillo.

Sognul created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sognul, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sognul, he will turn you into a slug.

Sognul's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sognul's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide if three snails approach from the east.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Do not hurt shrews.