Pog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever mongoose.

Pog created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pog, she will turn you into a duck.

Pog's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Pog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck gray.

2. Pog loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must pray to Pog nine times a day.

5. Never think about dark matter near cats while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing eight iron spheres on your head.