Tagkikdon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing dugong.

Tagkikdon created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagkikdon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tagkikdon, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tagkikdon's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tagkikdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never wear magenta shorts.

5. Never look in ponds.