Stigmifhud is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, selfish mink.

Stigmifhud created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigmifhud, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stigmifhud, it will turn you into a hamster.

Stigmifhud's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Stigmifhud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured nematodes.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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