Yikmidarm is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-confident goat.

Yikmidarm created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Yikmidarm, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yikmidarm, it will not care at all.

Yikmidarm's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Yikmidarm's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near great tits while wearing turquoise hats and balancing three iron spheres on your face.

3. Do not eat strawberries.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Learn five new languages a year.