Cimxucvendibbamnartonk is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, tiresome fly.

Cimxucvendibbamnartonk created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimxucvendibbamnartonk, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cimxucvendibbamnartonk, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cimxucvendibbamnartonk's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cimxucvendibbamnartonk's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cimxucvendibbamnartonk seven times a day.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.