Cinmattigbom is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent walrus.

Cinmattigbom created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinmattigbom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cinmattigbom, it will curse you with boils.

Cinmattigbom's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cinmattigbom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Cinmattigbom loves eagles, so they must be respected.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.