Flapbogged is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, humorless pig.

Flapbogged created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flapbogged, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flapbogged, it will send you a sign.

Flapbogged's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Flapbogged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.