Busvengub is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, impressive cat.

Busvengub created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Busvengub, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Busvengub, he will boil you in a big pot.

Busvengub's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Busvengub's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Busvengub.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.