Sasdussvin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, staggering dragon.

Sasdussvin created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Sasdussvin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sasdussvin, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sasdussvin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sasdussvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never leap in the presence of pigs.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never paint your neck indigo.

5. You must love Sasdussvin.