Bomkapyak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered porpoise.

Bomkapyak created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomkapyak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bomkapyak, she will destroy your home planet.

Bomkapyak's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bomkapyak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bomkapyak.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.