Buttigab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, happy coyote.

Buttigab created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buttigab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Buttigab, she will destroy your home planet.

Buttigab's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Buttigab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Hide if seven gulls approach from the south.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.