Didlenpop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent faun.

Didlenpop created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didlenpop, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Didlenpop, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Didlenpop's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Didlenpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Didlenpop must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Never talk about galaxies.