Bigdundut is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, clever cow.

Bigdundut created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigdundut, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bigdundut, he will turn you into a snail.

Bigdundut's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bigdundut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Put Bigdundut first in all things.