Nurbitcamren is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, temperamental salamander.

Nurbitcamren created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Nurbitcamren, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurbitcamren, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nurbitcamren's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nurbitcamren's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.