Fosslamhud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust jaguar.

Fosslamhud created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosslamhud, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fosslamhud, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fosslamhud's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fosslamhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Never wear hats.

3. You must love Fosslamhud.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.