Dodarfgof Hengovnull is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, thoughtless dog.

Dodarfgof Hengovnull created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodarfgof Hengovnull, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dodarfgof Hengovnull, it will remove you from existence.

Dodarfgof Hengovnull's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dodarfgof Hengovnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mites.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think ill of sick goats.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dodarfgof Hengovnull.

5. Fast once a month.