Cidruldap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak centipede.

Cidruldap created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidruldap, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cidruldap, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cidruldap's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cidruldap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cidruldap first in all things.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Cidruldap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.