Cutkemnart is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate goose.

Cutkemnart created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutkemnart, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cutkemnart, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cutkemnart's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cutkemnart's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cutkemnart.

2. Erect nine copper sculptures of Cutkemnart on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.