Lunkarrap is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, effective
alligator.
Lunkarrap created a down quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Lunkarrap, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Lunkarrap, she will not invite you to parties.
Lunkarrap's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Lunkarrap's Holy Commandments1. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Do not kill foxes.
3. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Lunkarrap on top of important buildings.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never look at moons.