Busyattced is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able parrot.

Busyattced created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busyattced, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Busyattced, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Busyattced's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Busyattced's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green snakes for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Always wear red.