Kanbatkab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic jackal.

Kanbatkab created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanbatkab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kanbatkab, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kanbatkab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Kanbatkab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.