Wigdutgub is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, two-faced fox.

Wigdutgub created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigdutgub, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wigdutgub, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wigdutgub's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Wigdutgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Never talk about nematodes.