Lipontmig Budcidyog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, blissful wyvern.

Lipontmig Budcidyog created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipontmig Budcidyog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lipontmig Budcidyog, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Lipontmig Budcidyog's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Lipontmig Budcidyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never jump near whales.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.