Barnbotsitgup is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient walrus.

Barnbotsitgup created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnbotsitgup, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Barnbotsitgup, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Barnbotsitgup's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Barnbotsitgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.