Hudjiglap Dissboncab Dudjigfit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, staggering snail.

Hudjiglap Dissboncab Dudjigfit created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudjiglap Dissboncab Dudjigfit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hudjiglap Dissboncab Dudjigfit, he will boil you in a big pot.

Hudjiglap Dissboncab Dudjigfit's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Hudjiglap Dissboncab Dudjigfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never skip in the presence of voles.

4. Never feed grapes to eagles while wearing trousers.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near squirrels while wearing black stockings and balancing seven copper spheres on your arms.