Mitcenveg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, smart hyena.

Mitcenveg created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Mitcenveg, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mitcenveg, she will turn you into a worm.

Mitcenveg's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Mitcenveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never sing in the presence of otters.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Hide if six tapirs approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.