Mithaprutt is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omniscient slug.

Mithaprutt created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mithaprutt, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mithaprutt, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mithaprutt's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Mithaprutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near swans while wearing indigo dresses and balancing eight lead spheres on your hands.

2. Hide from red snails for they are unholy.

3. Never feed cherries to grasshopers while wearing blue shirts.

4. Never feed apples to nematodes while wearing hats.

5. Never feed lots of bread to whales while wearing turquoise shorts.