Shavappaf Pibxendudweggadjat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable dolphin.

Shavappaf Pibxendudweggadjat created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavappaf Pibxendudweggadjat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Shavappaf Pibxendudweggadjat, she will try to impress you with trees.

Shavappaf Pibxendudweggadjat's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Shavappaf Pibxendudweggadjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue skirts.

2. Never feed apples to capybaras while wearing stockings.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Never eat bark.