Bisstamteen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent wasp.

Bisstamteen created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisstamteen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bisstamteen, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bisstamteen's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bisstamteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near foxes.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always stare at clouds.